Hi there. Sterling Archer, World's Greatest Secret Agent, you've probably heard of me. When I'm not saving the world, banging princesses, or creating menial tasks for Woodhouse to do while I laugh maniacally, I just might answer your questions. (ooc: This is an independent ask archer fan-blog. I am willing to RP with people, but I cannot draw to save my life.)

7th May 2013

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SOMEBODY GOT STAINS ON MY TURTLENECK!  WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!?!

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2nd May 2013

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It looks like one of your experiments got loose, Krieger. 

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2nd May 2013

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Frank’s got good taste

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22nd April 2013

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Send me your questions, people! →

If they’re good, I’ll answer them!

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16th April 2013

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askbarrydylan:

….I hate you Archer

But it did hurt, right?

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15th April 2013

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15th April 2013

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Heh… hehe…… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Heh… hehe…… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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15th April 2013

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askbarrydylan: askdockrieger: askbarrydylan: asksterlingarcher: askdockrieger: askbarrydylan: Look at those gorgeous eyes. I do good work. I preferred when her eyes didn’t remind me of the terminator. I preferred that you’d shut your assmouth. But assmouths are closed by default. Wouldn’t you want him to open his assmouth? You know. So you can relieve the obvious sexual tension you have for him? Krieger, I knew you made mechanical objects, but I had no clue you took drugs because I have no sexual tension for Archer. Tell it to Cheryl. Don’t even try to get un-Zinged, Barry. You can’t Control+Z every mistake in your life, R2dumb-2-beat-me.

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asksterlingarcher:

askdockrieger:

askbarrydylan:

Look at those gorgeous eyes.

I do good work.

I preferred when her eyes didn’t remind me of the terminator.

I preferred that you’d shut your assmouth.

But assmouths are closed by default. Wouldn’t you want him to open his assmouth?

You know.

So you can relieve the obvious sexual tension you have for him?

Krieger, I knew you made mechanical objects, but I had no clue you took drugs because I have no sexual tension for Archer. Tell it to Cheryl.

Don’t even try to get un-Zinged, Barry. You can’t Control+Z every mistake in your life, R2dumb-2-beat-me.

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14th April 2013

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ASK STERLING ARCHER QUESTIONS →

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14th April 2013

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I still think I could have pulled it off.

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