Hi there. Sterling Archer, World's Greatest Secret Agent, you've probably heard of me. When I'm not saving the world, banging princesses, or creating menial tasks for Woodhouse to do while I laugh maniacally, I just might answer your questions. (ooc: This is an independent ask archer fan-blog. I am willing to RP with people, but I cannot draw to save my life.)

7th May 2013

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SOMEBODY GOT STAINS ON MY TURTLENECK!  WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!?!

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2nd May 2013

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It looks like one of your experiments got loose, Krieger. 

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2nd May 2013

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Frank’s got good taste

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22nd April 2013

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Send me your questions, people! →

If they’re good, I’ll answer them!

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21st April 2013

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I don’t remember a whole lot from last night…

askcheryltunt:

and I’m not sure why my mouth tastes like Krieger’s ass…

Some romantic re-kindling, hmm?

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20th April 2013

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Wait, you didn’t know?  Uhhh…. surprise?

Wait, you didn’t know?  Uhhh…. surprise?

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20th April 2013

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haha.  Okay, Mr. Costanza.

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17th April 2013

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askdockrieger:

askcyrilfiggis:

askdockrieger:

askcyrilfiggis:

I love the week after taxes are filed, it just makes me feel relaxed.

It makes me feel like I’ve been a victim of embezzlement.

Dependent does not mean “radioactive pig”, I explained that to you.

And every year you are WRONG.

It’s my flesh and blood (among other things) and it depends on me! That is a legal definition of dependant Mr. Tried-To-Get-Insurance-To-Cover-Penis-Surgery

We do so much for the country’s security anyway, so I spent my tax money to get me two new spymasters and a grappling hook.

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16th April 2013

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….I hate you Archer

But it did hurt, right?

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15th April 2013

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