Ray, Leshawnda is not a whore. She’s just a very nervous yet ambitious girl who wants to get through community college and needs all the money she can get! …. wait why do I care?
askdockrieger: askraygillette: askdockrieger: I am pretty sure I am going to make Barry and Archer gay fanart as the next mural on my van… With Barry being the bottom because…well…I think he’d want it that way. Y’know, I honestly think Archer would be bottom. I’ve always thought he’d be a power bottom, dominate in how he’s receiving it. I can’t really see Barry puttin’ up with getting...
SOMEBODY GOT STAINS ON MY TURTLENECK! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!?!
Anonymous asked: have you ever donated sperm?
idrvfast asked: Are you still doing Pam on the dirty?
Anonymous asked: Fuck/Kill/Marry: Ray, Cyril and Pam. GO!
alterego9114 asked: In your opinion, who is the scariest Batman villain. Also, who is the least threatening?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever go exclusive, like date, Pam?
alterego9114 asked: Would you rather ride a dragon, or kill one?
drrtt2 asked: Throwback question, what was your favorite thing about being a pirate king?
Anonymous asked: Would you consider yourself a good father?
Took a week long hibernation and now I'm back!
sorry for the leave of absence, people.
Anonymous asked: Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I know what it's like to have an overbearing mother. I know how much that fucks you up. You're a nice guy, deep down. Don't let Malory hurt you anymore - you're better than her. You can be a great man! Just don't take the pain out on your friends from ISIS - all of them love you (except Cyril, but who cares about that little bitch?).
the-main-stream-is-bleeding asked: aside from White Lightning and Gator (do you know how hard it was finding torrents for those?) what other movies would you insist everyone watch?
astaroth09 asked: So do you think you would be a better person if you didn't have such a shitty childhood? (Minus the Brazilian Au Pair of course)
Anonymous asked: If Pam got skinny and super hot do you think you'd date her? Like an actual relationship?
askcyrilfiggis asked: It is a big deal! I have a kid that you knew about and decided not to tell me! It is a very big deal!
askcyrilfiggis asked: Hey, I got a question for you. Why are you such an asshole?
killapamn asked: How was, you know, Pam?
alterego9114 asked: Tag-Team battle of you and Lana vs Nathan Drake (Uncharted Series) and Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Who would win? Oh, and you can't try to bang Lara.
Anonymous asked: Can you describe your relationship with Pam?
Anonymous asked: so what woud you do if crocs surrounded you & all you had were 6 bullets&a revolver?
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tigress112 asked: How is a cartoon so sexy? Am I crazy?
I don't remember a whole lot from last night...
askcheryltunt: and I’m not sure why my mouth tastes like Krieger’s ass… Some romantic re-kindling, hmm?
((sorry I haven’t been rping or answering questions as much as I like. My birthday is coming up and there’s a lot of stuff I’m doing right now. But I love that I almost have 100 followers! If you guys want, be sure to check out my base blog http://thekoreanman.tumblr.com/))
askbarrydylan asked: Archer.... I hate you.
askkatyakazanova asked: Of course you do. I still think about you, too. That goes without saying. One has to wonder what life would have been like if Barry hadn't tried to murder you all those times... Perhaps Lana would stop getting so much attention for her baby and we'd have our own little secret agent family. Ah, but I digress. We should talk again soon.
Anonymous asked: Would you ever consider owning a pet?
asklanakane: askcyrilfiggis said: Well he was talking crap about you and us…… Yyyaahh. It’s Barry. He’s got a hard on for ISIS 98% of the time and the other 2%, his balls are in robo-slut’s purse.
Anonymous asked: So does Cyril know Seamus is his?
astaroth09 asked: So we know you're an xmen fan what did you think about the avengers?
askkatyakazanova asked: I hope you are well, Sterling.
Anonymous asked: on a scale of 1-10 how much fun was your rampage? or should i say how much fun was filming Terms Of Emrampagement?
askdockrieger: askcyrilfiggis: askdockrieger: askcyrilfiggis: I love the week after taxes are filed, it just makes me feel relaxed. It makes me feel like I’ve been a victim of embezzlement. Dependent does not mean “radioactive pig”, I explained that to you. And every year you are WRONG. It’s my flesh and blood (among other things) and it depends on me! That is a legal definition of...
Anonymous asked: So, did you actually have sex with that Cuban guy who was trying to extort money from your mother?
thatlazybasterd asked: i envy your ability to make voice-mail messages.
thatlazybasterd asked: does Woodhouse have a page?
askdockrieger asked: Is it possible if I could borrow The Wee Baby Seamus for...a day?
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