May 2013
15 posts
2 tags
May 8th
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Ray, Leshawnda is not a whore.  She’s just a very nervous yet ambitious girl who wants to get through community college and needs all the money she can get! …. wait why do I care?
May 7th
3 notes
2 tags
askdockrieger: askraygillette: askdockrieger: I am pretty sure I am going to make Barry and Archer gay fanart as the next mural on my van… With Barry being the bottom because…well…I think he’d want it that way. Y’know, I honestly think Archer would be bottom. I’ve always thought he’d be a power bottom, dominate in how he’s receiving it. I can’t really see Barry puttin’ up with getting...
May 7th
19 notes
5 tags
SOMEBODY GOT STAINS ON MY TURTLENECK!  WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!?!
May 7th
9 notes
Anonymous asked: have you ever donated sperm?
May 5th
4 notes
idrvfast asked: Are you still doing Pam on the dirty?
May 5th
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Anonymous asked: Fuck/Kill/Marry: Ray, Cyril and Pam. GO!
May 5th
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alterego9114 asked: In your opinion, who is the scariest Batman villain. Also, who is the least threatening?
May 3rd
3 notes
4 tags
May 2nd
41 notes
Anonymous asked: Would you ever go exclusive, like date, Pam?
May 2nd
5 tags
May 2nd
37 notes
alterego9114 asked: Would you rather ride a dragon, or kill one?
May 2nd
4 notes
drrtt2 asked: Throwback question, what was your favorite thing about being a pirate king?
May 2nd
3 notes
Anonymous asked: Would you consider yourself a good father?
May 2nd
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Took a week long hibernation and now I'm back!
sorry for the leave of absence, people.
May 2nd
2 notes
April 2013
95 posts
Anonymous asked: Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I know what it's like to have an overbearing mother. I know how much that fucks you up. You're a nice guy, deep down. Don't let Malory hurt you anymore - you're better than her. You can be a great man! Just don't take the pain out on your friends from ISIS - all of them love you (except Cyril, but who cares about that little bitch?).
Apr 23rd
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the-main-stream-is-bleeding asked: aside from White Lightning and Gator (do you know how hard it was finding torrents for those?) what other movies would you insist everyone watch?
Apr 22nd
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astaroth09 asked: So do you think you would be a better person if you didn't have such a shitty childhood? (Minus the Brazilian Au Pair of course)
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: If Pam got skinny and super hot do you think you'd date her? Like an actual relationship?
Apr 22nd
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askcyrilfiggis asked: It is a big deal! I have a kid that you knew about and decided not to tell me! It is a very big deal!
Apr 22nd
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askcyrilfiggis asked: Hey, I got a question for you. Why are you such an asshole?
Apr 22nd
2 notes
killapamn asked: How was, you know, Pam?
Apr 22nd
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alterego9114 asked: Tag-Team battle of you and Lana vs Nathan Drake (Uncharted Series) and Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Who would win? Oh, and you can't try to bang Lara.
Apr 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Can you describe your relationship with Pam?
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: so what woud you do if crocs surrounded you & all you had were 6 bullets&a revolver?
Apr 22nd
5 tags
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Apr 22nd
tigress112 asked: How is a cartoon so sexy? Am I crazy?
Apr 22nd
2 notes
5 tags
I don't remember a whole lot from last night...
askcheryltunt: and I’m not sure why my mouth tastes like Krieger’s ass… Some romantic re-kindling, hmm?
Apr 21st
8 notes
3 tags
((sorry I haven’t been rping or answering questions as much as I like.  My birthday is coming up and there’s a lot of stuff I’m doing right now.  But I love that I almost have 100 followers!  If you guys want, be sure to check out my base blog http://thekoreanman.tumblr.com/))
Apr 21st
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askbarrydylan asked: Archer.... I hate you.
Apr 21st
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askkatyakazanova asked: Of course you do. I still think about you, too. That goes without saying. One has to wonder what life would have been like if Barry hadn't tried to murder you all those times... Perhaps Lana would stop getting so much attention for her baby and we'd have our own little secret agent family. Ah, but I digress. We should talk again soon.
Apr 21st
3 notes
Anonymous asked: Would you ever consider owning a pet?
Apr 21st
1 note
5 tags
Apr 20th
7 notes
5 tags
asklanakane: askcyrilfiggis said: Well he was talking crap about you and us…… Yyyaahh. It’s Barry. He’s got a hard on for ISIS 98% of the time and the other 2%, his balls are in robo-slut’s purse. 
Apr 20th
1 note
4 tags
Apr 20th
536 notes
Anonymous asked: So does Cyril know Seamus is his?
Apr 20th
3 notes
astaroth09 asked: So we know you're an xmen fan what did you think about the avengers?
Apr 20th
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askkatyakazanova asked: I hope you are well, Sterling.
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
138 notes
Anonymous asked: on a scale of 1-10 how much fun was your rampage? or should i say how much fun was filming Terms Of Emrampagement?
Apr 17th
2 notes
4 tags
askdockrieger: askcyrilfiggis: askdockrieger: askcyrilfiggis: I love the week after taxes are filed, it just makes me feel relaxed. It makes me feel like I’ve been a victim of embezzlement. Dependent does not mean “radioactive pig”, I explained that to you. And every year you are WRONG. It’s my flesh and blood (among other things) and it depends on me! That is a legal definition of...
Apr 17th
8 notes
2 tags
Apr 17th
155 notes
Apr 16th
20 notes
Anonymous asked: So, did you actually have sex with that Cuban guy who was trying to extort money from your mother?
Apr 16th
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thatlazybasterd asked: i envy your ability to make voice-mail messages.
Apr 16th
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thatlazybasterd asked: does Woodhouse have a page?
Apr 16th
4 notes
3 tags
askdockrieger asked: Is it possible if I could borrow The Wee Baby Seamus for...a day?
Apr 16th
2 notes
5 tags
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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